What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Country Music Song Jokes More Country Music Song Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.