What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Country Music Song Jokes More Country Music Song Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...