What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

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He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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A Transporter

Country Music Song Jokes More Country Music Song Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...