What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.