What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.