Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."