Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.