Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.