What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

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Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!