What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25