How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.