How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.