How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.