How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5