How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.