How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!