How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up