How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up