How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past