How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past