How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.