How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum