How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum