How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.