All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
How many do you want?
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
None, he lets the knives do the work
Just Juan
Who says it's dark
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
A pigment of your imagination.
