What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.