What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.