Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)