Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.