What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar