What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar