Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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File Jokes More File Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR