Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."