Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

File Jokes More File Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.