Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

File Jokes More File Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.