How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage