What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.