What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally