How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography