How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.