How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted