How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6