How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!