How do you describe every gf in one word?

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.