How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork