How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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They are always asking for change.

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A just duet.

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Inertia.

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What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement?

DUETS