What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.