What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.