What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.