What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.