What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had