What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.