What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.