What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.