What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.