What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!