What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!