What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.