What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!