What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.