What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.