What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Phobia Jokes More Phobia Jokes

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense