What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense