What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense