What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Their sausages are the wurst.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst