What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door