What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door