What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door