What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.