What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe