What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe