What do you call a woman with egg and s...

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe