What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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In tennis, love means nothing.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!