What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.