What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen