Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Elevenis

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In tennis, love means nothing.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Freezing.

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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I have left my Mark on Mars"