What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"