What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower