Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

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What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.