Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.