How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.