How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.