What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.