What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.