Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down