What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!