What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.