What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.