What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.