What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.