Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.