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What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

O Jokes More O Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin