Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.