Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson