Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.