What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.