What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.