What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

How did NASCAR get that name?

Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"