What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.