What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.