What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

How did NASCAR get that name?

Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.