Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts get?

missile toe

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Nascar Driver Jokes More Nascar Driver Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."