Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Nascar Driver Jokes More Nascar Driver Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."