How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!