Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator