Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.