Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons