What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.