What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.