What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.