What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator