What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.