What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.