Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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Because there couldnt be 2-liters.