Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!