Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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a manual.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.